April Fools

School Funding to go into Rebuilding the Pool

After the recent chemical spill in La Canada High School which resulted in a school cancellation on March 13, 2023, the LCUSD Governing Board has decided to demolish the pool and start rebuilding another, larger, pool.

  • April 1, 2023

The Devil’s Gate Dam Is Being Refilled

The completion of the restoration of the dam was indeed a huge accomplishment for the collection of water and preservation of wildlife in our area. But, recent reports from the Government of Los Angeles County have indicated that the dam will be refilled. Why? Simply put, it just looks stupid.

  • April 1, 2023

Chemical Leak Turning the Spartans… Gay??!

LCHS students and parents alike were shocked on Monday, March 13th, when they received an emergency notification from the school administration. School was closed due to a chemical leak, and not much information beyond that was given. The reason for such was likely because the administration wanted to prevent panic amongst parents as much as possible. At least, that’s what it first seemed like… But now it’s irrefutable. LCHS has a new problem. Clearly, the chemical leak has caused students to turn gay.

  • April 1, 2023