The Menu Review

“Eat the rich” could not be more fitting for this satirical thriller with its massive focus on food and wealth. Written by Seth Reiss and Will Tracy, and directed by Mark Mylod, The Menu serves up an excellent course of both terror and hilarity.

  • March 2, 2023

February in Florida

Recently, DeSantis has threatened to ban College Board from piloting their new A.P. African American Studies class in the state, with claims that the original course framework violates state laws and is historically inaccurate.

  • March 2, 2023

Return of the (Green) King: Dr. E has Come Home!

Dr. Mark Ewoldesen, better known as Dr. E, is back on campus! Coming out of retirement for the noble purpose of taking over Dr. Faliero’s chemistry classes, it’s remarkable how a former icon of the campus has returned to save the day when the sophomores need it most.

  • February 14, 2023

Opinion: Society’s Simping for Love

Media’s highly unrealistic portrayal of relationships as an outpour of constant and unconditional affection leads to a romanticization of love, which makes both finding and being in relationships seem deceptively easy (it’s not).

  • February 14, 2023

Asia’s Richest No Longer

Gautam Adani, Asia’s richest man and the third richest person in the world, has lost nearly $90 billion from his business.

  • February 14, 2023

“HOT APE”

Flirting. Is there an ideal format or instructions? Or is it simply a skill born from one’s burning charisma and polished smooth-talk?

  • February 14, 2023