Farewell: Ms. Bozzani, La Canada’s Beloved Librarian, is Retiring
(Image Credits to Ms. Bozzani) A central and well-respected figure in the IRC, Ms. Bozzani, will be retiring...
- May 22, 2023
Features
School Funding to go into Rebuilding the Pool
After the recent chemical spill in La Canada High School which resulted in a school cancellation on March 13, 2023, the LCUSD Governing Board has decided to demolish the pool and start rebuilding another, larger, pool.
- April 1, 2023
Biden Declares April “Green Month”: Sales Abound!
After much pressure from environmental activists, President Biden has finally responded with bold action against climate change by declaring all of April to be “Green Month”.
- April 1, 2023
BREAKING: School scraps plan to salvage AP Bio class, starts teaching cheese-based economics
After a rough year in the science department, with teachers leaving one after another, the school board finally decided this April to give up on salvaging the class. Instead, Mr. Cartnal has hand selected a new class to replace it, “Cheesenomics 101.”
- April 1, 2023
On the Razor™’s Edge
The following is a recovered log from January 19th, 2023: Senior Scooter Day.
- April 1, 2023
Leaked Transcript of Mr. V’s Skincare Routine
Today is THAT day of the year– The Spartan was able to access Mr. V’s latest skincare video to share with his fans. Please show lots of love by shouting, “We stan!” when you pass Mr. V in the hallways.
- April 1, 2023
The Devil’s Gate Dam Is Being Refilled
The completion of the restoration of the dam was indeed a huge accomplishment for the collection of water and preservation of wildlife in our area. But, recent reports from the Government of Los Angeles County have indicated that the dam will be refilled. Why? Simply put, it just looks stupid.
- April 1, 2023
Chemical Leak Turning the Spartans… Gay??!
LCHS students and parents alike were shocked on Monday, March 13th, when they received an emergency notification from the school administration. School was closed due to a chemical leak, and not much information beyond that was given. The reason for such was likely because the administration wanted to prevent panic amongst parents as much as possible. At least, that’s what it first seemed like… But now it’s irrefutable. LCHS has a new problem. Clearly, the chemical leak has caused students to turn gay.
- April 1, 2023
Return of the (Green) King: Dr. E has Come Home!
Dr. Mark Ewoldesen, better known as Dr. E, is back on campus! Coming out of retirement for the noble purpose of taking over Dr. Faliero’s chemistry classes, it’s remarkable how a former icon of the campus has returned to save the day when the sophomores need it most.
- February 14, 2023
Coping in the Holiday of Love
What should you do if you have absolutely nobody and no one(romantically)? The first steps to take are: stop, drop, cry, and then check out this “guide”!
- February 14, 2023
How Might COVID Affect Lunar New Year Celebrations?
2023 is the Year of the Rabbit, and people are ready to celebrate! But this year is unlike any other, because China has finally waived their strict Zero-COVID Policy and people all over the country are rushing to meet relatives and friends.
- January 25, 2023
Popular Lunar New Year Games and Activities
Although the Lunar New Year is thought to be primarily celebrated in China, it is important to a multitude of Asian countries. One of the most beloved portions of the holiday comes in the form of games and activities. From playing cards to new apps, millions of people are invested in this entertaining side of the Lunar New Year.
- January 25, 2023
Diverse Cultures’ Celebrations of Lunar New Year
By Lauren Lee Celebrated across Asia and in Asian communities around the globe, the Lunar New Year, ushered...
- January 25, 2023
The Chinese Zodiac and the Rabbit
Most of us know that the Lunar New Year is closely associated with an assortment of animals. While some of us know which animal represents our birth year, most people don’t or are not sure what the animals actually mean or where they came from.
- January 25, 2023
