The Devil’s Gate Dam Is Being Refilled

The completion of the restoration of the dam was indeed a huge accomplishment for the collection of water and preservation of wildlife in our area. But, recent reports from the Government of Los Angeles County have indicated that the dam will be refilled. Why? Simply put, it just looks stupid.

  • April 1, 2023

Chemical Leak Turning the Spartans… Gay??!

LCHS students and parents alike were shocked on Monday, March 13th, when they received an emergency notification from the school administration. School was closed due to a chemical leak, and not much information beyond that was given. The reason for such was likely because the administration wanted to prevent panic amongst parents as much as possible. At least, that’s what it first seemed like… But now it’s irrefutable. LCHS has a new problem. Clearly, the chemical leak has caused students to turn gay.

  • April 1, 2023

Return of the (Green) King: Dr. E has Come Home!

Dr. Mark Ewoldesen, better known as Dr. E, is back on campus! Coming out of retirement for the noble purpose of taking over Dr. Faliero’s chemistry classes, it’s remarkable how a former icon of the campus has returned to save the day when the sophomores need it most.

  • February 14, 2023

How Might COVID Affect Lunar New Year Celebrations?

2023 is the Year of the Rabbit, and people are ready to celebrate! But this year is unlike any other, because China has finally waived their strict Zero-COVID Policy and people all over the country are rushing to meet relatives and friends.

  • January 25, 2023

Popular Lunar New Year Games and Activities

Although the Lunar New Year is thought to be primarily celebrated in China, it is important to a multitude of Asian countries. One of the most beloved portions of the holiday comes in the form of games and activities. From playing cards to new apps, millions of people are invested in this entertaining side of the Lunar New Year.

  • January 25, 2023

The Chinese Zodiac and the Rabbit

Most of us know that the Lunar New Year is closely associated with an assortment of animals. While some of us know which animal represents our birth year, most people don’t or are not sure what the animals actually mean or where they came from.

  • January 25, 2023